Dear Diary-
Holy CRAP! Can you believe that I am in Star Magazine?!!! Are you freaking kidding me? Me, Jen Isham tabloid newsworthy?! Yes tabloids are news- everyone knows that most of it is true. Hello John for sure was doing the 23 year old teacher and Kate is total BEOTCH! lalalalalaal whatever BUT I am in Star magazine! In the same issue that talks about that Duff girl- not sure which one Haley or Hillary- and her new nose and chin job! I'm also in the same issue as freaking LADY GAGA! Well Diary they don't say my name BUTTTTT I am the only one to get a picture in the issue besides the group shot!
This is the most exciting day!!!!! Engagement Day and Wedding Day were the best BUT this is right up there! OMG Diary- do you think the paparazzi is trailing me? Maybe i need a body guard.....
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm on Entertainment Tonight's website too! I just need to pour myself a drink to celebrate my 15 minutes of FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 comment:
I always knew you were newsworthy - even if it is tabloid news! Must be time for us to start releasing the celebrity gossip to the tabloids...
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