How is this possible?

Dear Diary-
There are no real words for this... this is our neighbor. Well he's one of the kids renting across the street from us. I do not know or can even come to close to figure out how the mounting and dismounting of this contraption is possible. Is there a ladder in his backpack that can be opened? How do you stop? Balance? Or just "fall" into the grass or oncoming traffic...
Who thinks to stack one bike on top of the other... oh yeah the apparently unemployed kid renting the house across the street. Now I could be wrong- there could be possible employment but if there is I want his schedule... because he is still home when I leave for work and home when I get home from work.
WAIT! I forgot- he collects left over produce from groceries stores and gives it away under his carport- i did get that flyer. As did most of the vagrants and homeless in the downtown Orlando area... this all makes for fantastic views for the people who come to look at our house that is for sale....
CRAP